Answers On A Postcard 2

Not that your Bird would ever speculate idly on customers private life, but when a middle-aged woman checks in for a week at the B&B, fully paid up, and leaves after an hour with no complaint saying she was more than happy with the room .............. what do you reckon dear readers? I'm sure you can come up with some much more interesting theories than me................................................ No, really, go on, answers in the comment box, it'll be fun, promise.