An offer that can't be refused

Unfortunately there are many gentleman out there that still can't quite tell the difference between a barmaid and an 0898 service, but here is a particularly choice chat up line from a self-proclaimed farmer boy in his sixties, complete with last night's vomit stains congealing on his nylon jumper........
"You're bloody gorgeous you are, proper bit of stuff. You wanna come for a drink with me? I've got a tractor. I have. A big green one!"
Flattered? I nearly turned!